“I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It’s not. Mine had me trained in two days.”

~Bill Dana

“Cat fact: Once you own a cat, the probability that you bring up cats in conversation increases by 200%.”

~Instagram@mickeyandmort

“Everyone talks about their first love, but no one talks about the first cat they get in their 20s that teach them the true meaning of unconditional love.”

Instagram: @pizza_and_luna

“The word ‘homeowner’ has the word ‘meow’ in it. Good luck pronouncing it correctly ever again.”

Instagram: @mom_says_im_cute